Small-batch soda · up to 4.6 vol CO₂

Up to 4.6 vol CO₂

BLORP

Soda that talks back. Four loud flavors, carbonated harder than most colas. Shake responsibly.

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    Crack it

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    Blorp it

  • Four flavors

    Four flavors

  • Zero chill

    Zero chill

  • 355 mL of noise

    355 mL of noise

  • Served cold

    Served cold

Four flavors, all loud

Pick a flavor. The whole page follows.

Every can lists carbonation in volumes of CO₂, sugar in degrees Brix and acidity in pH. Tap a can to pour it.

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Cherry Bomb

Black cherry, sea salt and a slow fuse of chili.

CO₂

4.2 vol

Sugar

10.8 °Bx

Acidity

pH 3.0

Energy

160 kcal

Yuzu Riot

Yuzu peel and white grapefruit. Sharp enough to cut glass.

CO₂

4.4 vol

Sugar

9.6 °Bx

Acidity

pH 2.9

Energy

142 kcal

Blue Razz Static

Blue raspberry, the color no fruit has ever been.

CO₂

4.0 vol

Sugar

11.4 °Bx

Acidity

pH 3.2

Energy

169 kcal

Lime Dynamite

Makrut lime and fresh ginger. Lit at both ends.

CO₂

4.6 vol

Sugar

9.2 °Bx

Acidity

pH 2.8

Energy

136 kcal

Fizz-o-meter

How fizzy is fizzy?

Carbonation is measured in volumes: how many liters of CO₂ gas are dissolved in each liter of drink. Drag the slider and watch the glass.

4.2volumes of CO₂

≈ 2.9 g of CO₂ in a 355 mL can

Spicy. Fizzier than cola.

Reference drinks show typical, rounded values.

Shake lab

Shake it. Then crack it.

Shaking a can doesn’t add any gas. It knocks loose millions of tiny bubbles that cling to the walls. Open the can and the dissolved CO₂ rushes into all of them at once. That rush is the foam. Leave a shaken can alone and those bubbles drift up into the headspace, which is why waiting a minute works.

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Grab the can and drag it around fast, or press Shake.

2

Watch the nucleation gauge climb.

3

Press Crack it and stand back.

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Sticker wall

Throw stuff around.

Every six-pack comes with a sheet of stickers. These ones you can fling.

Drag · Fling · Repeat

BLORP

BLORP is a made-up soda and this page is a toy. The carbonation math and the foam science are real.

BLORP is a made-up soda and this page is a toy. The carbonation math and the foam science are real.

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